Cooking

We all do it.

Cook.

Whether we throw the newest Lean Cuisine in the microwave or create masterpieces on the range, everybody cooks. Sometimes......it gets a bit stinky.

As far as retail goes, you're wondering what the relevance of this is. I'll tell you.

Returns.

Frequent returners(you know who you are) really should take into account how easily clothes soak up odors. Few things are as tacky as returning something that reeks of smoke, weed(yes, weed), your cat, your dogs, or your cooking.

Even if you're not a frequent returner, if you're thinking of or planning to return anything at all, at any point in your life, here is a list of odors you need to watch out for:

• Curry
• Onions
• Curry
• Garlic
• Curry
• Fried Chicken
• Curry
• Fried Pork
• Curry
• Fried Potatoes
• Curry
• Yeah.....just about anything fried.
• Curry
• Fish
• Curry

If you frequently, occassionally, or even once cook foods with the above ingredients here's a tip: Invest in a bottle of Febreeze.

If not for us, the sales associates, then for everyone else who has to smell you.

We don't want your stank all over the rest of our clothes.

Please, refrain from contaminating the rest of the merchandise. Take a shower.

Thank you for shopping with us today.